Yesterday, I quit watching TV.
Officially.
I got this great “communications” package a few months back from one of our local magnanimous Communications Giants. Phone, internet and TV all for a ridiculous price. How kind of them.
It even includes a “Personal Video Recorder”, which hums incessantly in the background of my apartment. Apparently, you can use this device to record the little gems you missed on the 500-channel universe, while you were too busy wasting your time with other distractions.